I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Yo dont text me then not text me
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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