There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
As shirtless as possible
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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