I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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