oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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