I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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