I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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