people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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