im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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