the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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