Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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