she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Found your dick twin last night
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
