i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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