Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Four minutes until I can fart!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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