Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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