Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
You smell like stripper and shame
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think your dad took our porno
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My vagina is officially offended.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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