one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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