So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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