So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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