So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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