I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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