Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sorry about my life...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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