What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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