Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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