3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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