id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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