Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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