is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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