Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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