Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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