Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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