Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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