Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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