Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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