party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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