I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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