You really coming over, don't trick.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I believe in your delicious
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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