win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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