I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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