dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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