The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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