doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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