When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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