The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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