It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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