it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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