i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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