How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My dick has a subreddit
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
