Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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