he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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