Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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