the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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