I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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