Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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