the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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