So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I forget how to act sober
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