just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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