so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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